Moscow
  • Gf:

    babe come over

  • Me:

    I'm eating garlic bread

  • Gf:

    I'm horny and my parents aren't home

  • Me:

    it's the kind that's covered in cheese

(Source: randomscreencap, via g-iggle)

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

(Source: ninjakato, via perks-of-being-chinese)

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

(Source: iraffiruse, via im-gunna-let-it-shine)

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